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Four Humorous Stories In Marketing

2008/8/15 17:03:00 3

Marketing Humor

Sequential progression



Harry is full of Mercedes Benz on the road.

On the way, he met a man who seemed to be a businessman too.

"Hello, buddy."

He cried, "what do you sell?"

"Pesticide!"

The man replied.

"Then you go first."

Harry said, "I am good at following you, because I sell tombstones!"



There was no testimony of witness after the conspirator passed away



"Dear folks!"

In the square, a salesman selling medicine is pouring and blowing, "so far, I have sold millions of dollars, which is the elixir from the Indians.

No one has ever complained about anything.

Do you know why? "

"All drugs come to life except death."

A word came from the crowd.



Market reaction



The salesman who came back after a few weeks' tour reported to his superior.

"There are only two reactions in the market."

"Oh?

Which two kinds? "

"Just go out and shut up these two kinds of things!"



Contact



"Today is quite rewarding. There are many important contacts."

Salesman Bob said to his companion, Billy.

"So do I."

Billy replied, "there is only one order."

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