The rule of workplace survival 1: the disheartened grievance king.

When he first saw this pale, acne prone guy, he would hold out his hand to give you a handshake like a wet dead fish, and immediately began to think about how you complained about how the company had dealt with him. He worked hard all day to the full strain of the cervical spine. His motto of life is to "quickly save me from pain."

You must avoid contacting with such a colleague at any cost, because pain is contagious, and he will not let go of any opportunity that will make you feel down. Perhaps you could consider putting some Prozac capsule in his coffee?

　 The rule of workplace survival 2: relying on the old guy.

At first, the sixty or seventy year old old man who was returned from work looked as friendly as his father or grandfather, but you will soon find that the old guy who can match his grandfather at that age is not honest. Even if he was not subjected to his shameless harassment (for example, "would you like to go for a cup of coffee with me in the afternoon?"), the ear must have been injected into the cocoon by the commonplace conversation decades ago.

In dealing with this type of colleague, you must take a prudent and prudent approach. If you are not in a team, thank God, you must avoid him. If you have to face him every day, you must keep a safe distance from him.

　　 The rule of workplace survival 3: big mouth drama actor type Colleague 。

Every morning she would greet her colleagues with such words: "you can't guess what happened last night!" she seems to have nothing to say in life except for underground bars, dirty men and alcohol. Her story may be very interesting, but be careful, you don't want to be the protagonist of one of the stories.

　　 The rule of workplace survival 4: all weather and no rest all year round. Workaholic 。

It is said that such a colleague has never left the office. All day long, all year round, men's desk is stuffed with his sleeping bag, because the office is his home. He lives and breathes for all kinds of reports, business meetings and excel forms. It's really awful to meet such a colleague. He will think of a way to drag you into the same heavy task.

It's not too stressful to deal with such a workaholic. Just give him some extra help occasionally. In this way, he will appreciate you, and when your boss praises his enthusiasm, you will become part of his team.

　　 The rule of workplace survival 5: Technology otaku 。

When your computer is infected with virus, the technology otaku is definitely the person you can send text messages for help. He is a valiant warrior with your shining sword and shield in twenty-first Century. But you don't have to be reluctant to discuss hardware and software with him because he doesn't understand.

Such a colleague deserves you to bake a muffin for him on his birthday. In this way, when the office computer group is attacked by a virus, he will first help you to get the computer in return.