As soon as I got home from work, my wife hurriedly lifted her leather boots under my nose and asked me, "look, is it clean?"

I nodded.

The wife said, "change your shoes, I'll wipe them for you."

I just wanted to change my shoes, and my wife continued, "this is a shoe that is rubbed with hand cream, and there is a fragrance."

I asked suspiciously, "hand cream?"

The wife proudly said: "yes, my colleagues have recently used hand cream to wipe shoes, good results, and no shoe polish taste."

I thought, that's too luxurious.

But the wife was so eager to demonstrate that I had to say, "it's too bad."

The wife said, "hand cream was bought last year."

I said, "that's not the warranty. You don't want to use it. I'll use it."

My wife threw the hand cream to me and said disappointedly, "your hand is useless. It's too bad for you to use it. The shoe polish effect is obvious."