You are confident, respectfully, gentle and calm, but the gang of 20 just started to call you "old man" behind you.

Most of the broadcasters in the central part of the world know you when you were young, but the faces in advertisements are getting more and more tender.

One day, you shave your beard carefully against the wall mirror of the bathroom, and look more closely at the face that has been polished by years. At last, you can smile leisurely: boy, even old people are not afraid. I am still afraid of you.

Blind self confidence is certainly not materialistic. It is necessary to "kill" the young people around us. There are 5 iron rules that can not be forgotten.

Now even the artist is dressed up, the beggar has become the patent of a beggar.

You don't have to go to a dress like ladies, with a handbag, a pair of shoes and a jewellery, but at least wear your clothes.

Young people should pay more attention to the style and color of clothes and how to show off. You should pay more attention to texture and workmanship.

Those low-priced clothes, the little boys wear more and more young people, but we wear, texture is uncomfortable everywhere, do not even say that the image is about to hand to the government to ask for help, do not comply with the laws of nature is certainly not scientific.

When the 22 year old child is wearing a green shirt, orange trousers, his hair is golden, and he wears a blue blue bat like glasses, he walks beside you like a vigorous peacock. Don't feel inferior and short of breath.

You only choose dark colored clothing, which may be a bit of a helplessness, but you are not born old. Little p children are tired of you now, but there are not so many options.

So you can praise him with a smile: in.

I wonder if I can raise a pet cow.

Don't talk about it. Mike, 24, has just finished reading MBA's support from the United States. He happened to work with you in a company.

You are the senior statesman of the company. He is the future pillar of the company.

You have many opportunities to communicate. He speaks with a mouth.

In fact, when you were young, you could say that wherever you go, you can stand out.

But now if you have such ambitions, it is probably unwise.

Do you know which street in the United States can buy baked potatoes at the corners?

The answer is No.

But Mike can count the number of red lanterns on the Chinatown. He never stops talking about his experience in the United States, so that you do not think that going abroad is more difficult than going to the moon.

So you can do this at the moment, just listen, never say: Wall Street, I used to go there every day.

When Mike were drinking at the interval and ready to continue speaking, remember to buy the White House and wait for the money. They want to hang red lanterns and hang red lanterns. They want to sell baked sweet potatoes and sell baked sweet potatoes.

If you are the first to make a speech one day, you should speak with elegance and eroticism. You must bring some sadness in your eroticism, and some self love in your sadness.

Now young people are narcissistic, you have to behave better than them, after all, you love longer than them.

You take good care of your health. You are well-dressed and ruddy, but when you meet those young guys on the playground, you always get the first breath. The T-shirt is as wet as the countless pairs of crying eyes on the back of your chest.

This is not good, so you should take good care of your health.

First of all, you should make sure you have continuous exercise, time and intensity to make plans according to the actual situation; secondly, you have to get rid of some healthy eating habits: don't eat cholesterol rich foods such as fat and pig brain, eat more fruits and vegetables, drink green tea and clear soup; 30000000th don't stay up late, God will not give a person too much, you will do something else when you sleep, he will give you a grope in return.

As for how many sleepless nights you have been sleeping in your youth, it is recommended to completely forget that you believe that you are a regular person with a good rest and rest from your whole life. Fourth remember to take some vitamin tablets.

Many advertisements are fake, but you need to add some artificial vitamins and trace elements.

The children are basically the idols and the slaves of the brand. If you are old enough to follow Jay Chou and Eason Chan, there is nothing wrong with it. But imagine that the kids around you are singing more and more confused, and the more blurred words are, the more difficult it is.

So you must never be popular. When someone asks you if you know F4, you have to ask sincerely: what is F4?

Is it a new fighter?

But you can't have no pursuit, it's also not desirable, so you have to have your own taste, you can choose nostalgia.

Of course, this nostalgia is not thorough. The past is too difficult to control the future. But you linger on the hearsay and guessing decades ago, pretending that you are the spokesman of that era. You can fool a few.

If you want to go to D hall, you must not agree.

Under the torment of those magnesium lamps and high decibel music, you can easily look older, more overstaying than late at night, and their souls will be comforted and sublimated in such a hustle and bustle. This is caused by the times and has nothing to do with you.

The young man who controls your "that" is now no longer restricted by morality. He is increasingly seeking "true self". He can go to bed in 1 hours.

You can not comment on this, but never go with the tide.

Your age may have made you experience a lot of harsh things, but to this day, stick to it and remember to stick to it.

Many people do hang around in the heap of young and beautiful girls and accumulate love affairs to show that they can still catch the tail of youth.

Youth is closely related to passion, but it is not necessarily related to many women.

At your age, you should have children, no children and a wife, no wife and a girlfriend.

If one does not pay attention to any accidents, he will easily fall into injustice.

In addition, if you go to a 23 year old pony and have a close contact with a number of female net friends a week, you certainly can't compare with him. Let him envy you that you have a warm backyard and feel like an estrous stray dog.