First,

Wife: husband, it's women's day now. bowl If you wash it all, we will be rich!

Husband: why?

Wife: "wash your money"!

Husband: then when I come back, you should kneel at the door and wait for me.

Wife: why?

Husband: "riches and honour (kneeling) welcome to the door"!

Mother-in-law: quarrel, what's going on? Let's wash together two.

Husband wife: why?

Mother-in-law: Double wash at the door!

I wish you a happy and happy women's day.

Two.

When school starts, it rains on women's day, and asks: Why did it rain when we went to work? The Chinese teacher replied: 1., a sad atmosphere has been rendered. 2. hints at the tragic fate of the characters. 3. uncovered the miserable social environment. 4. lay the foreshadowing for all kinds of hard work. 5. in sharp contrast to the good holidays. 6. points out the center of the teacher's hard work.

Three.

"Why are the empress unhappy?" said the queen. "Ah, recently, the jade emperor has always seen the world. Later I realized that I was looking at the girl. Taibai Venus: "yes! Not only the Jade Emperor, but also many gods are peeping. Women's Day is all over. They are all green and black silk with small height and low chest." The king's mother was furious, and said, "you are going to tell the truth and cool down!" every other day, it snows, and it snows every three days!!! Bitch "!!!"!

"Mother:" wait a minute. Focus Zhejiang and Shanghai. Let them get se...

Four.

Talented women in Hangzhou Mom I didn't know that snow and rain were the idea of Wang's mother. She thought it was Bai Suzhen.

What is Hangzhou fine?

Just ask people to dry clothes.

Hold rain every day

Heaven umbrella can not cover up

Blowing clothes under the air-condition

Bai Suzhen, stop. Xu Xian is not living in Hangzhou.