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Before the plastic surgery, I saw the handsome handsome guy at the dance. I couldn't wait to summon up the courage to invite the handsome boy to dance. The handsome man said, "I'm sorry, I won't!" after the plastic surgery, the handsome guy invited you first, and you said shyly, "I won't, I'm sorry."

The handsome man hurriedly said, "it doesn't matter. I'll teach you!"

Before the rain, ask your office colleague, Ah Wei, to take you home. He has to go home, a car roars past, and no one splashes mud on you. After cosmetic surgery, there is only one time because he wants to admire the rain scene alone, and he refuses the escort of 5 flower escorts to go home alone.

Less than 500 meters away, 8 cars stopped in a warm way. The strange man on the car rolled down the window and asked: "Miss, do you want to take you home?"

You saw the signs of those cars, Santana, NISSAN and Fukang waved them off. Finally, you chose a Mercedes Benz 600 to sit in.

Before dressing up, they had to fight with others for drinking. They often had to drink glasses and cry without tears. Those men didn't feel pity at all. No one shared them for you. So you often run in the washroom, spitting, drinking, drinking and vomiting in the men's incomprehensible fashion.

After lifting your face, you just put up a wine cup, and there are five or six heroes to help us reach out. You don't know which one to pass the cup to, and then you don't touch a drop of wine.

Passing the interview, entering the door without saying a word, he was told: "you go back to wait for our phone call, the next one!" of course, the phone is never waiting. After dressing up, he found a unit on the road and solved the problem. He was looking for a toilet in the street. Someone said to himself, "this young lady, you have come to apply for it. Please go directly to the general manager's office!" you forced him into the luxurious general manager's office, without saying a word, the general manager said to you, "OK, you can come to work tomorrow, and be the manager of the public relations department!" before cosmetic surgery, I applied to 8 units.

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After the cosmetic surgery, I took part in the self-taught examination, and the examiner confiscated your ticket and ID card. They insisted that you were a substitute for the exam. You had a hard mouth to argue. Finally, you ran to your home to get a cosmetic certificate.

When you enter the examination room again, the candidates are hand in the papers.

After plastic surgery, students attend a gathering, and students laugh and laugh. You pour tea and water for them.

Some classmates asked, "besides the ugly duckling, Du Lili has not come, has he come?"

You hurry up and stand up: "I am Du Lili!" when the words were just finished, they aroused public indignation: "you waitress, what a mess!"

Before the cosmetic surgery, a sworn party borrowed 10000 yuan from you, and made a vow to make a chest. "After that, I paid you back 100 times." after the plastic surgery, the party died and tens of millions of assets.

That day, he brought 1 million yuan of cash to find your promise, and he would not give you the money if he saw you, because he recognized you who didn't have plastic surgery.

After the surgery, I went to my boyfriend's house to listen to her future mother in law and ask her son: "I heard that you have found an artificial girlfriend. Will you give me a grandson someday?"

Seeing her son did not speak, the future mother-in-law said, "today I go to the vegetable market to buy vegetables, artificial eggs are 5 cents a, I do not want to! I prefer to buy 4 authentic eggs."

You are angry and afraid. This mother-in-law scolding in the future is very high. How can you fight her after getting married?